Wednesday, March 24, 2010

離婚酒店~

24th March 2010

他和她結婚整整10年了,夫妻間已經沒有任何衝動與情趣,他越來越覺得自己對她幾乎就 是一種程式與義務,他開始厭煩起了她,尤其是單位新調進了一個年輕活潑的女孩,對他發起了瘋狂的進攻,他突然覺得她是自己的第二春,經過再三考慮,他決定和她離婚。

她似乎也麻木了,很平靜地答應了他,兩個人一起走進了民政部門。 ­手續辦得很順利,出門後,兩個人已經是各自獨立的自由人了,不知為什麼,他心裏突然有種空落落的感覺,他看了看她:

“天已經晚了,一起去吃點飯吧。”

她看了看他:“好吧,聽說新開了一家‘離婚酒店’,

專門執行離婚夫婦的最後一頓晚餐,要不咱們到那兒去看看。” ­

他點了點頭,兩人一前一後默默地走進了離婚酒店。 ­

“
先生女士晚上好。”二人在包廂剛坐下,服務小姐便走了進來,

“請問兩位想吃點兒什麼?” ­

他看了看她:“你點吧。” ­

她搖了搖頭:“我不常出來,不太清楚這些,還是你點吧。” ­

“
對不起先生女士,我們離婚酒店有個規矩,這頓飯必須要由 女士點先生平時最愛吃的菜,由先生點女士平時最愛吃的菜,這叫‘最後的記憶’。” ­

“
那好吧,”她理了理頭髮,“清蒸魚、溜蘑菇、拌木耳,記住,都不要放蔥薑蒜,我先 生……這位先生他不吃這些。” ­
“
先生呢?”服務小姐看了看他。

他愣住了。結婚10年,他真的不知道老婆喜歡吃什麼。他張著嘴,尷尬地愣在了那兒。

“就這些吧,其實這是我們兩個人都愛吃的。”她連忙打起了圓場。 ­

服務小姐笑了笑:“說實話,到我們離婚酒店來吃這最後一頓晚餐,

所有的先生和女士其實都吃不下去什麼,所以這‘最後的記憶’咱們還是不要吃了吧。就喝我們酒店特意為所有離婚人士準備的晚餐——冷飲吧,這也是所有來的人都不拒絕的選擇。”

她與她都點了點頭:“那就來冷飲吧。” ­

很快,服務小姐送來了兩份冷飲,兩份飲料中一份淡藍一片,全是冰渣;一份滿杯紅潤,冒著熱氣。 ­

“這份晚餐名叫‘一半是火焰,一半是海水’,兩位慢用。”

服務小姐介紹完退了下去。 ­

包房裏靜悄悄的,兩個人相對而坐,一時竟不知道該說什麼好。 ­

“篤篤篤!”輕輕一陣敲門聲,服務小姐走了近來,托盤裏托著一枝鮮豔的紅玫瑰:“先生,還記得您第一次給這位女士送花的情景嗎?現在一切都結束了,夫妻不成 就當朋友,朋友要好聚好散,最後為女士送朵玫瑰吧。” ­

她渾身一抖,眼前又浮現出了10年前他給她送花的情景,那時,他們剛剛來到這座舉目無親的 省城,什麼都沒有,一切從零開始。

白天,他們四處找工作,努力拼搏;晚上, 為了增加收入,她去晚市出小攤,他去給人家刷盤子。很晚很晚,他們才一起回到租住在地下室裏那不足10平米的小屋。日子很苦,可他們卻很幸福。

到省城的第一個情人節那天,他為自己買了第一朵紅 玫瑰,她幸福得流下了眼淚。10年了,一切都好起來了,可兩個人卻走向了分離。她想著想著,淚水盈滿了雙眼,

她擺了擺手說:“不用了。” ­

他也想起了過去的10年,他這才記起,自己已經有五六年沒有給她買過一枝玫瑰了。他擺了擺手:“不,要買。” ­

服務小姐卻拿起了玫瑰,“刷刷”兩下撕成了兩半,分別扔進了兩個人的飲料杯裏,玫瑰竟然溶解在了飲料裏。 ­

“
這是我們酒店特意用糯米製成的紅玫瑰,也是送給你們的第三道菜,名叫‘映景的美麗’。先生女士慢用,有什麼需要直接叫我。”

服務小姐說完,轉身走了出去。 ­

“XX
,我……”他一把握住她的手,有些說不出話來。 ­

她抽了抽手,沒有抽動,便不再動彈。兩個人靜靜地對視著,什麼也說不出來。

“
啪!”突然,燈熄了,整個包房裏 漆黑一片,外面警鈴大作,一股煙味兒飄了進來。 ­

“
怎麼了?”兩個人急忙站了起來。 ­

“
店起火了,大家馬上從安全通道走!快!”外面,有人聲嘶力竭地喊了起來。

“
老公!”她一下撲進了他的懷裏,“我怕!” ­
“
別怕!”他緊緊摟住她,“親愛的,有我呢。走,往外衝!” ­

包廂外面燈光通明,秩序井然,什麼都沒有發生。 ­
服務小姐走了過來:“對不起,先生女士,讓兩位受驚了。

酒店並沒有失火,煙味兒也是 特意往包房裏放的一點點,這是我們的第四道菜,名叫‘內心的選擇’。請回包廂。” ­

他和她回到了包廂,燈光依舊。他一把拉她:“親愛的,服務小姐說得對,剛才那才是 你我內心真正的選擇。其實,我們誰都離不開誰,明天咱們重新結婚吧?”

她咬了咬嘴唇:“你願意嗎?” ­

“
我願意,我現在什麼都明白了,明天一早咱就去辦結婚。

小姐,買單。”他說著喊了起來 。 ­

服務小姐走了近來,遞給兩人一人一張精緻的紅色清單:

“先生女士好,這是兩位的帳單,也是本酒店的最後一道贈品,名叫‘永遠的帳單’,請兩位永遠保存吧。"
­

他看著帳單,眼淚淌了下來。 ­

“
你怎麼了?”她連忙問道。 ­
他把帳單遞給了她:“親愛的,我錯了,我對不起你。” ­

她打開帳單一看,只見上面寫著:

一個溫暖的家;

兩隻操勞的手;

三更不熄等您歸家的燈;

四季注意身體的叮囑;

無微不至的關懷;

六旬婆母的微笑;

起早貪黑對孩子的照顧;

八方維護您的威信;

九下廚房為了您愛吃的一道菜;

十年為您逝去的青春……

這就是您的妻子。 ­

“
老公,您辛苦了,這些年也是我冷漠了你。”

她也把自己的那份帳單遞給了他。他打開帳單,只見上面寫著:

一個男人的責任;

兩肩挑起的重擔;

三更半夜的勞累;

四處奔波的匆忙;

無法傾訴的委屈;

留在臉上的滄桑;

七姑八姨的義務;

八上八下的波折;

九優一疵的凡人;

時時對家對子的真情……

這就是您的丈夫。 ­

兩個人抱在一起,放聲痛哭。 ­

結完帳,他和她對經理千恩萬謝,手牽手走回了家。

看者他們幸福的背影,經理微笑著點了點頭:

“真幸福,我們離婚酒店又挽救了一個家!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

难过的心情

17th March 2010

这几天的天气很凉爽。不知道为什么突然连续几天都下雨。。。天气变幻无常是铁一般的事实。只是没有想到人,也一样可以这样变幻无常。

这几天的天气非常好,但我的心情却极度的差,差到我那里都不想去,什么也没有心情做。我不想委屈自己去对别人强颜欢笑,更不想逼自己去做自己不喜欢的事。突如其来的事情,看在别人眼里也许是很小的一件事,但重点不是那事情有多严重,而是那种被人背叛的感觉。。。

我很害怕自己生气的时候与样子,因为那会令到身边的人跟着我一起不快乐。但我又没有办法去让自己假装没事。结果,就会把气氛闹僵了。那,我该怎么办。。。把自己关起来,这样会比较好吧。。。可是这样,真的好吗?

不想再为这样的事情伤神。被人欺骗的感觉很糟!!曾经说过不可以也不会欺骗我的人,现在也欺骗我了。答应的事,与实行的事,就是那么的差天离地。我还可以相信谁?我不要,我以后都不要这样的感觉。。。如果身边的人都不能让我信赖,那我就以后都不要相信别人!!!

以前,我一不开心,他都会用SR来哄我。。。我突然很想念SR的蛋糕。。。还有,椰子冰沙。。。我突然好想念。。。

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Jesus's Love

16th March 2010

Been free for quite some time since I had nothing to worry and I had nothing to busy with.. This kind of life, I enjoy it. This is because very soon, I will have no time to rest since I have to busy with my new life..

I found that my life a little bit empty and today I realise that I am definitely wrong! I am so surprise and I didn't realise that in some unknown corner there have few devils waiting for me to entertain. Those devils are all the same, just the name...not humans name. If human, we won't use such ugly, idiot and meaningless name as our life TM.

I would like to thank to the devils especially the Ugly 1 ( but she still thought that she is the cute, nice and pity pretty 1)...but actually she is worst than ugly..haha...you know why? Oops...I think Jesus didn't tell her that regarding her looks. Jesus don't know his beloved follower had this kind of attitude. She not only acted like idiot but rubbish, nonsense and ..some wording I don't know how to Spell. For those who know all the bad words, kindly give me some idea. This is for Jesus notification. So next time Jesus will know how this follower look like. Oops..again, I forget about this, those who act bad and do badly, will have no chance to meet Jesus when she die.

But never mind, just to let Jesus have an idea. This girl have nothing by playing with her weapon and to attack others day by day, time by time...I really pondering...Jesus didn't assign her any task to accomplish? If Jesus didn't do so, please, Jesus...let give her something to do. So that time when she die at least next time she go to hell, can help her to reduce some pain. That my religion always educated me to do good to people. I am now helping her to pray to Jesus and also my own believes...Amithohu!!

Another story is: those STUPID, IDIOT, BRAINLESS, USELESS, BULLSHIT and..( again, kindly provide me with some bad word since my dictionary is not that strong on this. ) follow her instrustion..haha..rediculous, rediculous...that make me can't understand with such thing..but anyhow, I am glad to proof that I am correct and my analysis, thought and my inference are all accurate. haha...I am glad tha I got the free test.

Ya, back to the topic, Jesus, please forgive your beloved follower that don't drag her to the hell too soon ya. Must bless her, forgive her, love her and also educate her...

Thank you, Jesus. Jesus love you, you love Jesus...Amen~~

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

19句至理名言

10th March 2010

1、如果发短信息给一个人,他一直不回,不要再发了。没
有这么卑微的等待。

2、如果没有人陪,学着一个人听音乐看书写点心情日记。这是个好习惯。

3、如果一个人很难过,找个角落或者在被子里哭一下,不需要 别人同情可怜,哭过之后一样开心生活。
4、如果一个人开始怠慢你,请你离开他。不懂珍惜你的人不 要为之不舍,更不必继续付出你的友情或爱情,到头来受伤的是 自己他人不会为之难过。

5、如果可以不抽烟,别抽。如果可以不喝酒,别喝。这是不 爱惜自己身体的表现,如果只因一些人,那么我们别傻了,爱你 的人不会让你难过的。

6、伤心的时候找个信任的朋友诉说一下,不要一个人默默承受,这只会会更添寂寞感与忧伤。

7、不开心的时候白天看看蓝天,晚上看看夜色,广阔的天空自有属于我们爱,宁可高傲的发霉不要低调的恋爱。跟自己说我是最好的。 保持一份自信。

8、宁缺毋滥。不要因为寂寞随手抓一个恋人,这对两人都不公平,而且太缺乏责任感。找个知己不要是恋人。

9、记住你喜欢的人的生日,包括你的家人,当然,还有自己。 生日没有人送礼物也无所谓,你可以买精美的礼物,送给妈妈和爸爸。
10、闲下来的时候,放一段柔情音乐,翻阅几页好书,然后睡个懒觉,快哉。心情不好的时候,也可以睡一觉。

11、从现在开始,聪明一点,不要问别人想不想你?爱不爱你?若是要想你或者爱你自然会对你说,但是从你的嘴里说出 来,别人会很骄傲和不在乎你。

12、不要太在意一些人太在乎一些事,顺其自然以最佳心态面对,因为这世界就是这么不公平。往往在最在乎的事物面前我们最没有价值。

13、不要为了任何人任何事折磨自己。比如不吃饭、哭泣、 自闭、抑郁,这些都是傻瓜才做的事。当然,偶尔傻一下有必要,人生不必时时聪明。

14、任何情况下,背后不说他人是非。如果一定要你说,说好话。多个朋友是好事,即使不是很要好的,总比因为自己说话不慎重不思考而多一个敌人好得多。

15、允许偶尔看肥皂剧,但不可成为依赖。允许偶尔披头散发,但要注重场合。允许偶尔骂脏话,但只限在老友面前或者独自一人时,记得说过后要忘掉那些让你难过的事。

16、一定要有几个异性朋友,没有非分之想.就是关键时候, 帮你出出主意的好友。

17、学会承受痛苦自己调整心态。有些话,适合烂在心里, 有些痛苦,适合无声无息的忘记。当经历过,你成长了,自己知道就好。很多改变,不需要你自己说,别人会看得到。

18、能不和人争吵尽量避免。一个发怒的人是很恐怖的,会因控制不了情绪变成疯子。忍耐然后思索问题的根源最后平静心态解决它 。

19、不管和谁有了矛盾和别扭,解决的时间不要超过24小 时。否则麻烦会更多。在可以接受的范围内,先道歉。让自己做做坏人不是件真的坏事。

生活可以很复杂以可以很简单,我们不要总是活在忧伤和痛苦之中,爱自己多一点!不为一些不值得的事物而觉得生活总是那么的痛苦无助,人生的方向盘掌握在我们自己手里,有一天阳光大道等着我们走,放开自己,高傲的活着,要自己幸福开心的,痛苦过去的伤就让他随风而去吧....告诉世 界我们属于现在而不是过去!


Tuesday, March 9, 2010

讓人心疼的12句話

9th March 2010

1~有些事,我們明知道是錯的,也要去堅持,因為不甘心
;
有些人,我們明知道是愛的,也要去放棄,因為沒結局;
有時候,我們明知道沒路了,卻還在前行,因為習慣了。

2~以為蒙上了眼睛,就可以看不見這個世界;
以為摀住了耳朵,就可以聽不到所有的煩惱;
以為腳步停了下來,心就可以不再遠行;
以為需要的愛情,只是一個擁抱~可是你心中的真愛是在這裡嗎?

3~那些已經犯過的錯誤,有一些是因為來不及,有一些是因 為刻意躲避, 更多的時候是茫然地站到了一邊。我們就這樣錯了一次又一次, 卻從不曉得從中汲取教訓,做一些反省或是努力補救。

4~你不知道我在想你,是因為你不愛我,我明明知道你不想 我,卻還愛你,是因為我太傻。也許有時候,逃避不是因為害怕 去面對什麼,而是在等待什麼。

5~天空沒有翅膀的痕跡,但鳥兒已經飛過;
心裡沒有被刀子割過,但疼痛卻那麼清晰。
這些胸口裡最柔軟的地方,被愛人傷害過的傷口,遠比那些肢體 所受的傷害來得犀利,而且只有時間,才能夠治癒。

6~很多人,因為寂寞而錯愛了一人,但更多的人,因為錯愛 一人,而寂寞一生。我們可以彼此相愛,卻注定了無法相守。 不是我不夠愛你,只是我不敢肯定,這愛~是不是最正確的。

7~如果背叛是一種勇氣,那麼接受背叛則需要一種更大的勇氣。
前者只需要有足夠的勇敢就可以,又或許只是一時衝動,
而後者考驗的卻是寬容的程度,絕非衝動那麼簡單,需要的唯有時間。

8~生命無法用來證明愛情,就像我們無法證明自己可以不再相 信愛情。
在這個城市裡,誠如勞力士是物質的奢侈品,愛情則是精神上 的奢侈品。可是生命脆弱無比,根本沒辦法承受那麼多的奢侈。

9~人最大的困難是認識自己,最容易的也是認識自己。
很多時候,我們認不清自己,只因為我們把自己放在了一個錯 誤的位置,給了自己一個錯覺。所以,不怕前路坎坷,只怕從一 開始就走錯了方向。

10~生活在一個城市裡,或者愛一個人,又或者做某件事, 時間久了,就會覺得厭倦,就會有一種想要逃離的衝動。也 許不是厭倦了這個城市、愛的人、堅持的事,只是給不了自己堅 持下去的勇氣。

11~多少次又多少次,回憶把生活劃成一個圈,而我們在原 地轉了無數次,無法解脫。總是希望回到最初相識的地點,如果 能夠再一次選擇的話,以為可以愛得更單純。

12~如果你明明知道這個故事的結局,你或者選擇說出來, 或者裝作不知道,萬不要欲言又止。有時候留給別人的傷害,選 擇沉默比選擇坦白要痛多了。

好朋友的定义

9th March 2010

有时候想不通为什么有些人经历了一些事情后,还是那副长不大的样子。说得好听是长不大。说得难听是幼稚、无知。

用脑想象,如果当初这些流言蜚语都是事实,事情就不会演变到今天这样的地步。因为,她根本就没有跟我斗的资格。更别说能有今天这样的机会到处去散播谣言。最糟糕的是:那些自称是好朋友、好兄弟的人,却宁愿相信流言蜚语,也不选择相信自己所谓的好兄弟、好朋友。原来,这些,就是好朋友。。。这些从来没有真正去用心思考、挺自己兄弟的好朋友,果然有义气!认识了自己的好兄弟那么多年。难道他是怎么样的人,那些跟他称兄道弟的好朋友、好知己会不懂吗?滑稽!

不解释比解释辛苦,但却比解释来的有意义。毕竟只有做贼的人,才会向全世界的人喊抓贼。明明自己出轨,还要赖别人。别人不解释不是因为心虚,而是因为他真正没有做过才会那么理直气壮的。不过也没法,也只有那些一样样的人,才会轻易相信贼人的话。既然是蛇鼠一窝,拿再多的证据出来,也只会被抹杀。我们果然比较聪明。起码不会跟别人一般见识。

说到别人有多坏就有多坏。。。聪明的朋友们,请你用你那聪明绝顶的头脑想:别人对你坏,你不会反击吗?以某些人的个性来述评,她会被你欺负那么久然后还可以若无其事吗?

大学里有着一个这样的朋友,对男友百般挑剔,。男友却犯贱似的对她始终如一。就算她侵犯他的私隐、把他当草,但是他对她却百般忍让。我们称这个男生为贱男!他,贱!因为他活得没有尊严,要看她的脸色就算了,就连她身边的朋友、家人也要对她们强颜欢笑。贱男!别人女朋友有的优点, 她没有。别人女朋友没有的缺点。。。她却出人意表的统统都有!果然风情万种!离谱的是:她出轨了,她犯错了,却到处抹黑前男友的名誉。说他对她不忠、说他对她不好、说他对她苛刻、说他对她无理等等。。。

抹黑了前男友还不够,完美的演出要有完美的收场这部自导自演的偶像剧才称得上完美无暇。。。她还到处装可怜,说自己有多委屈,多委屈,多委屈。。。

庆幸的是:我们都是会用脑的人。。。平时他怎么对她,她又怎么对他。。。我们都有眼睛看。这部呕心沥血的制作由于故事情节严重不逻辑,最终在聪明的观众眼里变得一文不值!更瞎的是:女主角把自己说得有多悲惨,多委屈,多爱他。。。然后拖着新男友说:他在我难过的时候对我怜惜。哈哈。。。这狠角色来的还真的是时候。。。

结果,因为聪明的我们,票房严重失败收场!

哈哈。。突然觉得很滑稽,因为竟然有人把谎言当秘籍,更滑稽的是每天在天桥底下讲古,竟然会有那些吃饱没事做的人当听众。笑死人咯。。。

Monday, March 1, 2010

Searching~Valen

4th Mar 2010

Hmm..Wondering how come in this world there have such person who like to bully me by letting me do stupid thing which is keep on searching for my surprise. The one who bully me asked me to search for my present for 3 days.. Oh My God!! It is such a stupid work for me to do the searching.
While doing my searching, I found out the fellow who do this stupid thing really want me to chop him but the worst is, I found out that I more stupid than him. You know why? This is because I search for 3 days for my surprise. In the end, I could't find my surprise but I still refuse to give up keep. So people, do you think I am more stupid?

After 3 days time, my surprise pop out without my sense...hmm...that naughty fellow make me search for 3 days. Naughty naughty..let me search for so many days..hmm..but I like the surprise..Thanks you my dear..

Friday, February 26, 2010

Sick sick CNY~

26th February 2010

Long time didn't update my blog. There have a lot of thing to share with my friend here but I have no time and no energy to update due to my sickness during the whole CNY.

Finally yesterday have a date with my buddy to chit chat around with. I had my fun there but met up some other friends. That make my night a little bit more colourful due to that issue. A bit wier and cannot understand why people take me as her enermy ( maybe she is not, but from what my feel and sense, she is.) since I have a zero connection with her. From others explaination I get an idea.

Rediculous, it is the most funnist thing and happen that I ever heard.
Satire, it is also one of the most nonsense rubbish that I ever met.

Winner,try to use your brain to think. If I had a heart to create those nonsense and become 3rd party. I think she gotto change her bf 4 years ago but not now. I hate people to put me on the cover and judge it just base on the cover.

Feel so innocent and sad that I been boycott for no reason..I wondering... So Sad...
~>.<~

Never mind, it doesn't affect my mood cause I been boycott for so many years. I use to be...happy CNY to everyone...

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Decision

27th January 2010

In this new year 2010, I got my idea what to do on the next. For those problem that I had faced on previous, I am glad that I able to solve it out and thankful to those who always stand behind of me to support me with their full heart.

As it is not easy to come out a decision to end it now and start the new on the next. Decision, which you don't know whether the decision is the correct or the wrong one. As what my buddy always said to me: Since you are not happy with what you had now, why not make a changes?

I wondering...and at last, I had my idea on that. New life change or not, that is not under my control, but at least, I don't wants the life like this and I wish I have the courage now to come out the final conclusion...I hate it...I hate myself as well...

I am tire with all those stuff. Thanking of the same problem and decision again again and again. Although I am away from my daily tasks, I still have a lot of noise to come after me.

I wish I can make the change, just like how others do.

Sky...Who going to support you in the rest of your life...

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Love, catch it.

12th January 2009

When you are in love, the world seems like a great place for you. When you are not in love, the world seems like a worst place for you.

Love is not a thing which you can catch from anyplace and whenever you want. Love won't belong to those who refuse to pay for it but wish to gain in the last. Do you think angel always around you to assist you? Dream more...it may come to you.


Don't find the love...let the love to find you and fall for it..else, it is not Fall In Love...

Monday, January 4, 2010

The question that carried 98 marks..haha (Nice one!)

4th January 2010

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan.

They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as This was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in Separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.






Q.1. Your Name.........................(2 MARKS)

Q.2. which tire burst................ (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!

True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992-96

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

4th January 2010

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"


He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

hahaha~~~

Old husband's aunt

4th January 2010

I wouldn’t know this will going to happen. Just because of some miss statement and miss understanding, I been blame and complaint. I knew this from quite some time since somebody have the problem with it. I just realize and I just aware the signal of the danger is actually getting closer and close to me. Oh God, I am now in the danger!

For those who do not know the happen, that is great and it is just good for you not to know so much since you have no way to escape and no way to run from the Shit person with the bullshit nonsense. Haha…never mind, mummy always teach me have to give way and tolerate. I listen what my beloved mummy lesson and since it is just Old husband's aunt.. I understand it..
Pity you, OL~ ^.^

Thursday, December 24, 2009

幸福

30th December 2009

有一個人,他生前善良而且熱心助人,所以在他死後,昇上天堂,做了天使。他當了天使後,仍時常到凡間幫助人,希望能感受到幸福的味道。


有一天,他遇見一個農夫,農夫的樣子非常煩惱,他向天使訴說︰「我家的水牛剛死了,沒牠幫忙犁田,那我怎能下田工作呢?」
於是天使賜給他一隻健壯的水牛,農夫很高興,天使在他身上感受到幸福的味道。

又有一天,他遇見一個男人,男人非常沮喪,他向天使訴說︰「我的錢都被騙光,沒有盤纏回鄉。」
於是天使送給他銀兩做路費,男人很高興,天使在他身上感受到幸福的味道。

又一日,他遇見一個詩人,詩人年青、英俊、有才華而且富有,妻子貌美又溫柔,但他卻過得不快樂。天使問他︰「你不快樂嗎?我能幫你嗎?」
詩人對天使說︰「我什麼也有,只欠一樣東西,你能夠給我嗎?」
天使回答說︰「可以。你要什麼我也可以給你。」
詩人直直的望著天使︰「我想要的是幸福。」
這下子把天使難倒了,天使想了想,說︰「我明白了。」
然後把詩人所擁有的都拿走。天使拿走詩人的才華,毀去他的容貌,奪去
他的財產,和他妻子的性命,天使做完這些事後,便離去了。

一個月後,天使再回到詩人的身邊,他那時餓得半死,衣衫襤褸地在躺在地上掙扎。於是,天使把他的一切還給他,然後,又離去了。半個月後,天使再去看看詩人。

這次,詩人摟著妻子,不住向天使道謝,因為,他得到幸福了。

你曾覺得孤獨?你嚐過幸福的味道?
孤寂、璀璨本就是形容詞,所有的形容詞都是比較的。沒嘗過孤寂,又怎知何謂璀璨的人生?
孤寂又豈非人生之必經?人很奇怪,每每要到了失去後,才懂得珍惜。

其實,幸褔早就放就在你的面前。
肚子餓壞的時候,有一碗熱騰騰的拉麵放在你眼前,幸福。
累得半死的時候,撲上軟軟的床,也是幸福。
哭得要命的時候,旁邊溫柔的遞來一張紙巾,更是幸福。

幸福本沒有絕對的定義,平常一些小事也往往能撼動你的心靈,幸福與否,只在乎你的心怎麼看待。朋友,你的心,充滿了幸福嗎?還是,溢滿了哀愁?愉快的心情,敲你的心門時,你就該大大的開放你的心門,讓愉快與你同在。

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

OT OT

16th December 2009

昨天下雨,回家路上打了伞。回到家就把伞拿了出来凉干。怎么知道今天差点睡过了时间,眼见快7点45分了。我动作超快的准备好就往公司跑去。好不容易的避开繁忙的路线,一进公司就开始埋头乱作一番。一直到午餐时间都没有察觉。由于bank book不知道跑到那里去了,哥哥帮我反转了几间家都没有结果。趁着今天的午饭时间就跑到附近的银行补发。一等,就等了一个小时。午餐就这样烧了。

重点是:我还要花RM 30 的手续费与update。真是。。。更糟的是,我是跟同事一起去的。劳烦了Ruth真是对不起。虽然她很大方的说没关系,但我始终觉得不好意思的。

放工回家时,天空暗暗的,还开始下起了毛毛雨,摸摸袋子。。。雨伞竟然忘了带出来。。。(文接上文)放在家,忘了放进袋子。幸好平时善事多多少少有做点才不致于落得狼狈的下场。

报告的期限已经到了,死不出来,我就真的要把工作带去旅行了。。。今天晚上,就好好的OT加油的吧。。。SKY...