我们简直为此疯了。。。
因为。。
我们期待的事。。。
终于。。。
发生了。。。
Advanced Tax, CA。。。
相隔。。。
两个小时!!!
这是什么时间表啊?
一天两科。。。天啊~~
简直就是要我们痛不欲生嘛。。。
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True love doesn't consist of holding hands, it consists of holding hearts
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed!
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure ofthequestion.
After much thought, he writes " Yes "
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask . Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks hisPicture is being taken
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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command. After some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailerfor support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .... what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"
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A h Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTENFOR >> >>4-7 YRS".
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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED".
Traveling mean to have a new lifestyle and live at other Country
I didn’t know whether it is true to do so as what I did now. Maybe for others, I am wild and didn’t request much for myself, I really no comment and no idea as well. No doubt, I can take myself as a loser in some of the cases.
I hate people penalized me and act like they are winner. Some, even act like innocent! I hate people acting, in short! Most of the people will judge the book by its cover. It is just like how you judge a people by looking at his or her outlook. It doesn’t mean that is bad, just it is not fair to some of the others. Do you think that is correct by judging other from their outlook?
That has a lot of real cases which happening in front of my eyes on previous moment. The truth and the fact really make me learn a lot and no doubt, I already use to be with those people who like to act as innocent.
It is not harmful to praise someone or to have little expectation, but before you do something, please and please try not to hurt someone beside you.
You know what does Brainless mean? Please la my dear friend, do not even act like idiot and act like innocent especially when you had created problem. You are not a trouble maker, so please think, speech and act wisely okay?
If you feel like you can’t live without acting, then please quit from your institute, further your study at Acting Class. That might help you to win an Award in Hollywood.
Even though I am not the best, I can still able to judge people not by the outlook, inner beauty. I don’t think a person who is not wiser than yesterday.
Your day will be bright if you judge the thing truly and fairly.
2nd April 2009
Was wonder why today I will have such Bad day...?
Early in the morning I left my hand phone at home whiles I on my way to Campus. After 1 hour class sit at CLC0004 listen to Our Lovingly Mr Dr Paul Yeow 'hehe class', I feel so sleepy since I didn't sleep for the whole night by non-stopping to think of something.
After the class, I send Melinde go to take her car at EP behind the new 24 hours Mamak restaurant, the stupid car jalan baik-baik, suddenly the car in front of me Reverse his car without seeing my car right behind of him. I quickly sound the horn for at least 3 seconds and the STUPID Babi Bullshit Car with register number MN 223(2-1) bang my car...
OH MY GODNESS... that fellow after bang my car, people, did you knows what he going to do next? He straight wants to leave the place without seeing my car... I was so angry that time and Melinde quickly help me to record down his register number.
I stop on the road and get down to see what happen to my car, that fellow just stop his car too and come down to have a look. He thought just a little bang then it should be nothing to my car so he wants to leave, on the spot. Shit Him!!! Your parent didn't teach you have to say Sorry to people when you did something wrong? He not even is active to do so after I get down from my car. Really Shit Him!!
He comes down from the car and the first sentence is:' I didn't saw your car was behind me."
Bullshit!!! He sound like is my fault to follow his car, and sound like I purposely want to let him bang my Hero. Walau eh, how dare you act so!!! For those who have car license, do you know the usage of the Side mirrors and how can you suddenly reverse your car while you on the road? He suddenly speed up to reverse his car then after bang my car, he look pai seh but didn't apologize immediately that is why I am angry! I didn’t ask him pay any cents leh, he still like that! Urghhhhhh..........
After that, I date MB at Sea Horse, after we finish packed our food, that fellow at the Sea Horse there too... Suai ah! Like that also see his face... really kek dao! That guy bang my car saw me walk out from Sea Horse, he not dare to look at me and pretend like didn't see me... Stupid! You thought you are Ostrich ah? Stuck your head inside the rice la then I ma can’t see your face lor!!! Genius!
After that, Sze Yan told me the same thing which he also kena bang by an aunt and the aunt also trying to escape, but the inspector Sze Yan Lim catch her and scold her kao kao… he said after scold her, he feel happy… Sze Yan, you keng la! Next time got hal ask you help to scold people since that day you also scold me… ~>.<~…
While I on my way drive back home, I was thinking for my whole journey and I wonder why that fellow suddenly reverse his car on the road… After think for 20 minutes, I found out that is really Tak Paham why he reverse his car… Melinde and I was shock on that moment when he bang me…
Eh helo, you don’t know how to drive don’t drive la, drive a car go here and there to bang people car… You don’t know the usage of the side mirrors meh? If don’t know how to use it tell me la, please come to me, I don’t mind to teach you how to use it okay!!!Genius, Elite!!! I have no money to repair my car la; you thought my car is toy? Can simply bang? Or you thought my car is Bang Bang car? Can bang here and there?
I very angry ah! Want to kill people ah!!! Lim Sze Yan and Ray don’t laugh!!! Sky want to kill people liao!